Ask Sir Crocodile

"Ask if you really want to, you worthless bunch of time-wasters.
I'll answer if I feel like it."

((OOC: I draw all my responses. If I post art by someone else I'll say so. Sorry if it's just doodles most of the time >>))

ASK, OR DON'T
12:32 PM
November 23rd, 2011

OOC

((Hey guys, sorry I haven’t answered any questions in a while…It’s a busy month for college finals…Please forgive me! : { ))

11:48 PM
October 31st, 2011

((OOC: Sorry guys, here is a slightly less funny more in-character post. » hurhur))

Halloween? …Candy? Costumes? FUN?  How insignificant and childish.  I’m going to bed.

7:57 PM
October 31st, 2011

Happy fucking Halloween

((Sir Cr-Merman?))

((OOC: The correct response to this picture is ‘what the flying fuck?’  But hey, I promised. lol  Enjoy?))

5:38 PM
October 28th, 2011

...if I can't have you, and all your glory, would you consider giving me a Bananawani? They're kind of cute, and seem to make good pillows.


Here you go.

5:01 PM
October 28th, 2011

Anonymous wrote...
Have you had sex yet.


I’m a 46-year-old man…What do you think, dumbass?

11:59 PM
October 26th, 2011

Anonymous wrote...
What was your relationship with Nico Robin during Baroque Works?


Strictly professional, of course. Why would I waste my time with anything else?

((OOC: Apparently I can’t settle on a style. lol.;;;))

9:29 PM
October 23rd, 2011

How much would you have to be paid to have your sex changed for a year?


Perhaps with your life.

((OOC: Please? this is fun <3))

8:31 PM
October 23rd, 2011

Oh yeah.

((OOC: Saw other people doing this, so.  My art blog is www.hartleart.tumblr.com, if anyone cares.  Don’t really draw much fun stuff anymore, but if you’re into that sorta thing, I keep it updated.))

11:56 AM
October 23rd, 2011

moelancer wrote...
Croco-boy the secret Ivan-sama talks about is that you were a girl in your past m I right? C:


You wish.

((OOC: sorry it takes me so long to answer stuff. Currently doing lots of college stuff.  And I have to make my drawings quick.  Sorry. : [  Also, to be honest, I favor drawing Madame Crocodile. Hurhur. <3))

10:27 PM
October 16th, 2011

That's a real shame, Mr. Crocodile. You're an admirable man.


I’m aware.